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Written by Grumf Kikuto   
Thursday, 31 January 2008

New gnoll mask The gnolls are still recruiting and not only that but we now have a very special offer for masks for those wishing to join us. We are a friendly bunch who focus on fun, good humour and keeping in the spirit of LRP.

If you are interested in joining the gnolls then plaase do not hesitate to contact us. We are a friendly bunch and will only be too glad to talk to you about joining our number.

 The new mask design is now in production and based upon the drawings by Colleen Campbell and more hyena themed than previous masks. Not only that but as we part own the mould, which means we can offer these masks at £40 painted!!! This is a fantastic price for a latex skinned foam mask.  

 

Please note that this price is for group members only, we are sorry but anyone not directly in our group will need to purchase masks through the normal vendors. The investment in the mould was to help grow our numbers and selling cheaply to other groups would undermine this intention.

Last Updated ( Thursday, 31 January 2008 )
 
Hey Gnoll (to the tune of Layla)
Written by Dave Moore   
Thursday, 27 July 2006

What'll you do when you get hungry
Dont like that look in your eyes
You've been chasing and hunting much too long.
I know you just want me with some fries.


[chorus]
Hey Gnoll, you've eaten to my knees.
Hey Gnoll, I'm begging screaming please.
Hey Gnoll, please won't you eat someone else instead?

I tried to give you consolation
When your old chef had let you down.
Like a fool, I fell in front of you,
Ate my ankles on the way down.

[Chorus]

Let's make the best of the situation
Before I cant take much more pain.
Please don't say we'll never find a way
And tell me all my screamings in vain.

[Chorus]

[Chorus]

Last Updated ( Friday, 15 June 2007 )
 
Almanac: Gnolls
Written by Grumf Kikuto   
Wednesday, 26 July 2006

The Colony
I was most fortunate through my amicable relationship with the Bantustan Gnolls to gain access to Ekong City, the main Gnoll colony in the New World. The first thing that one notices when approaching the great walls, is that Gnolls it seems have no love of architecture. Instead they prefer fortifications and functional buildings, which although crude in appearance seem sturdy of construction. The Bhakana trade-house also has its guild house in this colony, housing its own Gnoll mercenary force in the barracks there alongside the Bantustani troops. I was unfortunately kept well clear and given no indication as to the force's size.

Last Updated ( Saturday, 29 July 2006 )
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